Possibly Constipated Trucker Hat
Possibly Constipated Trucker Hat
You're grumpy. You're uncomfortable. You're possibly constipated. This hat explains your mood to everyone around you with brutal honesty.
Why you need it:
- Honest mood explanation
- Digestive humor
- Classic trucker hat with breathable mesh back
- Adjustable snapback for comfortable all-day wear
- Available in multiple color combinations
Perfect for: People with digestive issues, anyone having a rough day, bathroom humor lovers, or just explaining your attitude
Details: One size fits most | Foam front with mesh back | Adjustable snapback closure
We offer a 30-day return window for unused, unworn items in their original condition. If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, please get in touch with us within 7 days with photos so we can resolve it quickly.
Lineroots is not responsible for lost or stolen packages marked as delivered. Any reshipments for incorrect addresses will be at the customer’s cost. Approved returns are processed within 3–5 business days after we receive your package
